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"And as always, two-hundred no shows."

Sea Angel

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Get a tomb!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghostship

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Marley's Ghost

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Suburban Legend

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"