Ghost Story Collector Gifts

"And as always, two-hundred no shows."

Sea Angel

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Zombies.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Get a tomb!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Ghostship

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Suburban Legend

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m