Collecting Ghost Stories Gifts

Ghost Cat

Ghost School.

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

Welcome Ghost.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Ghostship

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."