Captivated By Ghost Stories Gifts

Flying Dutchman

Ghost School.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Get a tomb!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Welcome Ghost.

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"