Spooky Story Collectors Gifts

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Young Stephen King

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Giant Headless Horseman

Transylvanian Snails.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."