Spooky Story Collectors Gifts

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Ghost puddle

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Halloween Support Group

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Witches at a cauldron.

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Young Stephen King

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Haunted museum

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Witch Doctor

Transylvanian Snails.