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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Get a tomb!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Ghostship

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Marley's Ghost

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Suburban Legend

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."