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"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

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Ghost School.

"Home depot."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

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He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

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