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'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Ghost School.

"Home depot."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Addicted to reading

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Downloads.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

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