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Poems to Spookify

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Ghost puddle

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Tim Burton

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Halloween Support Group

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witches at a cauldron.

Born of the Dead

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions