Spooky Story Curator Prints

Poems to Spookify

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Tim Burton

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Witches at a cauldron.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"