Spooky Story Collector Prints

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

A Ghost

Food & Spirits.

Love at First Sight

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"One blackbird pizza?"