Supernatural Story Reader Gifts

"No, no, to reiterate, I am not in costume, and I'm not here for candy..."

The Adventures of God

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

A were-cow.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Here it comes!"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

What Started the Incident at Roswell

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

A boast of ghosts

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

'No way am I kissing anyone who catches flies with his tongue!'

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.

"The fangs stay!"

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."