Fairy Tale Collector Gifts

"Define fair."

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

7 More Dwarfs

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

Grimm's Fairytales - Jorinda and Jorindel

Elf Farm

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

7 Dwarves of Retirement