Fairy Tale Collector Gifts

"Define fair."

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

7 More Dwarfs

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

Grimm's Fairytales - Jorinda and Jorindel

Elf Farm

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'