Collecting Fairy Tales Gifts

7 Dwarves of Menopause.

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'

"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"

'The Princess and the Mint.'

The Princess and the Pea Soup.

'Okay, I'm not a Prince, but you're no Princess either.'

Missing: Have you seen these sheep?

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"Are you sure about this? My first husband only needed a kiss before the big switcheroo."

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Well your majesty, you're one helluva corrupt guy but bhind the seven mountains there are rulers who are much, much more corrupt than you!"

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Gingerbread house with a warning (may contain nuts).

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"There must be some mistake. I only ordered one peck of pickled peppers."

Happy Ending

"Kiss her? Are you crazy? Can you imagine the morning breath she'll have after 20 years of sleep?"

'Santa was in for a big surprise the year Jack returned from the beanstalk.'

"Then the little bastards went and made a house out of brick!"

"My shoe went into foreclosure, so I moved into a sock."

The Princess and the Pea

"I said Prince Charming!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"No, let down your hair!"

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

"Been injured in an accident? Tripped or fell? You may be entitled to compensation."