Collecting Fairy Tale Memorabilia Gifts

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

Billy. The Kid.

Swan Fairy Tales

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Ask A Silly Question.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

7 More Dwarfs

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Fossil bands

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Purple Fairy

Lionel Messi

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

June Brown