Collecting Princess Tales Gifts

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Ask A Silly Question.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Purple Fairy

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

Duchess

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

"No, let down your hair!"

Absinthe Fairy.

"You call that a KISS?"

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

'The Princess and the Mint.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Brothers Grimm

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."