Collecting Princess Tales Gifts

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Ask A Silly Question.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

7 More Dwarfs

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Purple Fairy

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

Duchess

Absinthe Fairy.

"You call that a KISS?"

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

"No, let down your hair!"

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

'The Princess and the Mint.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Brothers Grimm

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'