Collecting Fairy Tale Books Gifts

Swan Fairy Tales

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Are you made of sugar?'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

7 More Dwarfs

Ask A Silly Question.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Beauty and the Baste

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Purple Fairy

Let's all be fairies.

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."