Collecting Fairy Tale Books Pillows

Swan Fairy Tales

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Are you made of sugar?'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Ask A Silly Question.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Beauty and the Baste

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Let's all be fairies.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Purple Fairy

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."