Collecting Fairy Memorabilia Pillows

Purple Fairy

Swan Fairy Tales

Billy. The Kid.

The Runaway Horse

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Ask A Silly Question.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

The Fab Four

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Fossil bands

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'