Collecting Fairy Memorabilia Gifts

Purple Fairy

Swan Fairy Tales

Billy. The Kid.

The Runaway Horse

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Define fair."

Ask A Silly Question.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

7 More Dwarfs

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"That's enough small talk."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'