Collecting Fairy-tale Items Gifts

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Ask A Silly Question.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

7 More Dwarfs

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Purple Fairy

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Pianist.

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

Absinthe Fairy.

"No, let down your hair!"

'The Princess and the Mint.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'

'He had Rumplestiltskin spin all the kingdom's straw into gold, and then all the cows starved to death.'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.