Collecting Fairytale Memorabilia Pillows

'Wait. Let me just stop you there!'

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Define fair."

Rapunzcow

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Ask A Silly Question.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

7 More Dwarfs

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'