Collecting Fairy Tale Memorabilia Mugs

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

Swan Fairy Tales

Billy. The Kid.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Define fair."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Ask A Silly Question.

7 More Dwarfs

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Purple Fairy

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.