Collecting Folk Tales Gifts

Rabbit.

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

'We don't offer a 401K Plan, but upon retirement, you will receive 3 magic beans.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Ask A Silly Question.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

7 More Dwarfs

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

Absinthe Fairy.

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

"No, let down your hair!"