Collecting Folk Tales Gifts

Rabbit.

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

'We don't offer a 401K Plan, but upon retirement, you will receive 3 magic beans.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

7 More Dwarfs

Ask A Silly Question.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

"No, let down your hair!"

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'