Folk Tales Gifts

'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

Boy with finger in dyke, unplugs it to give thirsty man a drink of water.

Billy the Kilt

"Wish me luck."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'I've had to downsize because because of the credit-crunch!'

Modern William Tell

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

Robin Hood

"Do you really think if I could get my hands on a pot of gold I'd be running around the forest dressed in rags?!"

Emergency Room

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"

"He stole from the rich and gave to his girlfriends."

"The odds on the race are about 90 to 1! We'll make a killing when you let me win!"

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"Are you sure Robin Hood is giving to the poor? He's now number four on the Ten Most Rich list."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Historically Significant Fibs

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Do the math, Robin, you're the only one around here with a girlfriend...of course were all merry."

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

"Now I wish I hadn't gotten him that bow and arrows for Father's Day."

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Spiro and Pusho play at being William Tell.

'I'm a modern day Robin Hood...I rob from the rich and give to myself.'

Rapunzel Cuts off her Hair in order to get rid of Inland Revenue

Der Freischütz