Folk Stories Gifts

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'

'Too easy. We drain the sea, we walk home.'

You're right... it is a bit of sky.

"Up next - an economist who still believes the sky is falling."

King Marke of Cornwall

Rip van Winkle's snooze alarm was set for 20 year intervals. He bought the clock at a discount store selling majorly damaged goods.

'I just saw the quarterly sales...and I'm not merry.'

"So, basically you are a socialist."

Robin Hood sits at desk near two work boxes. The in box contains arrows with messages attached, the out box, just arrows.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Boomerang Will Tell

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

A sure sign of rain

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."