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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'

'Too easy. We drain the sea, we walk home.'

You're right... it is a bit of sky.

"Up next - an economist who still believes the sky is falling."

King Marke of Cornwall

Rip van Winkle's snooze alarm was set for 20 year intervals. He bought the clock at a discount store selling majorly damaged goods.

'I just saw the quarterly sales...and I'm not merry.'

"So, basically you are a socialist."

Robin Hood sits at desk near two work boxes. The in box contains arrows with messages attached, the out box, just arrows.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,