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'That doesn't look too good. You really should see a mouse about that.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Relax, son! I'm just getting all the bad shots out of my system."

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'I've been experimenting with musical styles, but I think I'll be sticking with the Conga.'

'I can't fire Lady Godiva, Dear - She's the best Press Secretary I've ever had!'

'Which one of you is, Little John?'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

A Fairytale Update

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

A sure sign of rain

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...