Folktales Gifts

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'I've been experimenting with musical styles, but I think I'll be sticking with the Conga.'

'I can't fire Lady Godiva, Dear - She's the best Press Secretary I've ever had!'

'Which one of you is, Little John?'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A Fairytale Update

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."