Collecting Tales Pillows

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Ask A Silly Question.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

"No, let down your hair!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Absinthe Fairy.

'The Princess and the Mint.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Brothers Grimm

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"