Reading Folk Tales Prints

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Witches Checkout.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Beauty and the Baste

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Let's all be fairies.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."