Reading Folk Tales Prints

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Witches Checkout.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

Beauty and the Baste

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Let's all be fairies.

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"And that won't wake me either."