Reading Folk Stories Prints

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

'Little Hans here says he knows how to help stem the rising tide of consumer indifference.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'I've had to downsize because because of the credit-crunch!'

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

King Commute.

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.