Collecting Folk Stories Prints

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Ask A Silly Question.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Absinthe Fairy.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

"No, let down your hair!"

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

'The Princess and the Mint.'