Collecting Folk Stories Pillows

"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Ask A Silly Question.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Absinthe Fairy.

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

"No, let down your hair!"

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'The Princess and the Mint.'