Collecting Folklore Pillows

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

A were-cow.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Folk o' the Wee

Mephistopheles

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Loch Ness Monster

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

William Tell Overture

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"