Collecting Folklore Mugs

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'Why do short blokes always have personality issues?'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

Folk o' the Wee

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

William Tell Overture

Loch Ness Monster

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"