Reading Folktales Prints

The Sky is falling...Now and Then.

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Witches Checkout.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Beauty and the Baste

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Let's all be fairies.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.