Who Loves Fairy Tales Prints

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Pastries and Candy

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Puss in cement boots"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Little Red Riding Carpet