Fan Of Fairy Tales Prints

"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'I'm the genie of the supermarket, you have 3 for 2 wishes...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Puss in cement boots"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Pastries and Candy

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

7 Dwarves of Retirement