Fantasy Novels Pillows

'He's got his head stuck in a book.'

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

The Beard in the Stone

"C'mon, you said you wanted to spice it up."

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Cannibal in wonderland.

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.