Fantasy Books Pillows

'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

"Well he was a wizard before he was a doctor."

'Once upon a time, a handsome actuarial accountant caught the eye of a beautiful commodities broker...'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Books: 'Fairy tales, happy endings...fairy rales, reality endings'

"Look what I found in the fantasy section."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I've been thinking of running away to the Land of Oz and getting a job as a munchkin!"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'