Fantasy Books T-Shirts

'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Once upon a time, a handsome actuarial accountant caught the eye of a beautiful commodities broker...'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Books: 'Fairy tales, happy endings...fairy rales, reality endings'

"Look what I found in the fantasy section."

"I've been thinking of running away to the Land of Oz and getting a job as a munchkin!"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."