Reading Fantasy Pillows

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

The Cheshire Fish.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"No way!!"

Giant Footprints in the Snow

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Warrior Woman

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

The Beard in the Stone

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Self Help / Elf Help.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Sleeping Beauty

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.