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Theodore Dreiser.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Audio Books

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Large print e-book.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

The Book Lover

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Idle parts

James Joyce.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

dog reading EKG

Sex Section in the Library

'Pop-up Bible.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

The Curious George pop-down book

Books and Phones

The Farmer Sutra.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Book

D. H. Lawrence

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

Casual skydiving.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.