Future Reader T-Shirts

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Audio Books

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"I'm still pre-literate."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Totalitarian Humour

Large print e-book.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Theodore Dreiser.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"At least she's reading."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Books and Phones

Book

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Anatomy.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

Man reading in lamp

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Book computer

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."