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'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

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Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'You were a book all along.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

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"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

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'He's in the library.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'