Slow Reader Mugs

I'm going to read you a bedtime story...

"Boy is this guy a slow reader."

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

Snail Library

"You're trapped in the world's slowest book club."

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Theodore Dreiser.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

James Joyce.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'Good book?'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Louse and garden...

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Gigolo Diary

Older cousin press

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Impractical Gardener.

Rapid reading center.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

New From Why? Books

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."