Fiction Fanatics Gifts

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Addicted to reading

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Gulliver's other travels.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Heaven

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."