Fiction Fanatics Prints

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Giant Monster in Bath

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Gulliver's other travels.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."