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'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Flava Superba

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Trash-talkin' artists

'You've got lot toe!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Wake up."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

No hitting below the belt!

Are we nearly there yet?

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'He was there when we left the dressing room.'

"Well, I guess that settles that."

'You've got him worried. I think he's afraid he might kill you.'