Fist Bump Aficionado T-Shirts

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

"You may now fist pump the bride."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Giraffe Portrait

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Camel'

Speed Bumps.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"I'll need a three iron."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

Fight Club.

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

The End is Not Near.

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

Belching plant

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

'Come out and fight.'

'How was I to know she was into martial arts?'

"From the gentleman at the bar."

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.